Spawning and smoking nazis

Why is it that almost everyone that I know seems to be spawning? Are they devolving and mating to a point where having kids is the thing to do? Are they mating to repopulate the earth? If that is the case, then stop! The earth has reached its maximum occupancy level. Off the top of my head I can think of 7 couples that have just spawned or will be shortly spawning.

And I get stuck in the middle of their baby making freakishness. The next thing I will hear is "When are you going to make a little fucker?" For the love of cocksuckingchrist, I am NOT going to be havin' any babies. Why would I put myself through that? To experience the joys of life? I am alive aren't I? Doesn't that mean I am experiencing the joys of life?

Lets face it, if I had a kid it would be a mindless numb nut. My genetics have been used up and spit out. My brain is half cracked with all the years of substance abuse. Not to mention that I give my self 7 different cancers on a daily basis. Why would I subject a kid to that?

It seems like when people decide to reproduce, they want everyone else to share in the misery. They are alot like smoking nazis. You will obey.

My new job is full of them. I get to work this morning and the first thing that I hear from one of my coworkers. "You smell like ciggerettes. We dont like smokers. And since we dont smoke we smell it more then you do. Plus, this is a non smoking environment." In her better then thou smuggish voice. I didnt fucking light up a smoke in the office. If I want to slowly kill myself, then so be it. I am very aware of non smokers and respect their wish not to die from lung cancer. But what I do off the clock is my own business. But at the job, I cant smoke, before work and I cant smell like smoke or I am treated like a leaper. The stupid uppity bitches that I work with wouldnt even talk to me. Oh well, fuck 'em all to hell.