Masturbation, porn, and confessions

"Oh my god! You masturbate? But you are a girl! I didn't think that girls did that!"

I knew it was going to be a long conversation when I heard that. Yes, girls masturbate. If a girl says that she doesn't, then she is lying or frigid. I know that this may come as a shocker to some of you out there but girls rub one out just like the guys do. We just go about it in different ways. For the most part we do not sit in front of a computer, look at porn and go to town. Our self pleasure usually needs more devices then that. We can use our fingers but I can almost guarantee that every female over the age of 21 has a dildo or vibrator. It doesn't matter what size or shape but they are hidden away in bedrooms across America.

Dildos and vibrators are not the same thing. Dildos are usually penis shaped and don't buzz. Vibrators come in all kinds of shapes and sizes, some require batteries and some plug into the wall. Both can send a female into orgasm heaven. Now for me, I am a dildo vibrator combo kinda person. I prefer the vibrator for the clitoral stimulation and the dildo for its penetration properties. Like, I said before most females get off on the clit play. The buzzing sensations on the doorbell are too good for words. There is something about the intense buzzing there that can make me scream for mercy. If you haven't tried it, then I highly suggest it.

Vibrators are also good for inserting into the pussy and ass. Just remember if it has a cord be careful about putting up the ol' poop chute. I have heard about them breaking off in there. And that cant be a fun situation. Just remember that if you are going to engage in the ass ramming, use lots of lube. For some reason, people just cant figure that one out. There is no naturally occurring lubrication in the anus. That is one place that more is sometimes better.

Don't forget about the girls upstairs. Nipple stimulation can play apart in your self pleasure session. I have found that sometimes, just a little pinch can add to the over all satisfaction of masturbation. There are nerve endings in the nipples that can shoot you over the edge. Obviously, this is more fun when there is someone else that enjoys the milk jugs also.

"Do you watch porn too?"
"Let me tell you a story. When I was about 15, living in Hawaii, I went over to my boyfriend's house, (OK, he was more of a fuck buddy. Yes, motherfucker, I had a fuck buddy at 15.) because we were ditching school. He and a couple of his friends decided to bust into his Dad's porn collection. We sat there for about 45 minutes, watching porn until he drug my ass into his bedroom and fucked me."
"So what do you think the answer to that question is?" I responded.

If I am in the mood for porn, I watch it. There is nothing wrong with getting the imagination going while you are fucking. If I take my glasses off I cant see shit anyways. Now, not all females are cool with the porn display. And for that matter I am not cool with all porn. I hate cum shots. But I do like my threesome clips. All girls to some level can respect/love the female form. That doesn't automatically make us gay or bi. We can see what we have and can enjoy it on another female. Plus, you guys love watching the girl on girl aspect of it. As for henti (Japanese porn cartoons) I do not like the sex fucking machines/monsters. But I do enjoy the dirty cartoons. Its something different from the porn stuff that you normally see. Usually, I perfer having music on the stereo and the porn stuff just muted on the tele. That is my personal preference. Some may like the sounds of fucking. I personally cant stand the "Fuck yes" or "Pound it harder" sounds that come from the TV.

If you want to watch porn with your lady friend, then ask her if this is something that she might like. And dont just put on your faveorite porn, get her opinion, maybe the chick you are so hot for, shhe finds fucnky looking.