As I was getting ready to jump in the shower and rinse the hair dye from my hair, I realized that I left my face wash in the Target bag downstairs. So I grab my pink Hello Kitty towel, wrap it around me and head downstairs. Keep in mind that i was about ready to jump in the shower so there is nothing between me and my towel.
When I get down there I notice that the curtains in the back of the house were open. "No big deal." I think to my self. So, I bend over, reach in the Target bag and pull out my face wash. My towel slips as I stand up and I realize that one of the neighborhood kids are in my backyard, reclaiming the ball that has been thrown over the fence. He is staring at me and a great big smile starts to spread across his face. That is when I realize that the girls are hanging out in the open.
I just flashed a 10 year old boy. I bet I will now have the most popular boobs in the neighborhood.
About Me
- Babys*Vacant*Stare
- I smoke like a chimney, drink like a fish and swears like a sailor. For the most part I am a girlie girl and a princess. I like the color pink but if I have to I will kick your ass. And sometimes, I will kick your ass just for the pure joy of it. I know that I am a bitch. I am proud to be a bitch and if you cant handle that then go fuck yourself. I change my hair like I change my shoes. And I change my mind like I change my undies. I am a mental basket case. Be warned, my whole personality can change if I am PMS'ing.
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