3*15*07

I got me a box full of new sex toys and 2 bottles of rum. I am set for the bad weather that could happen this weekend.

Yes, my friend, my new toys came in. They are the dildoes or the vibarators that I always have on hand but some nice little bullet toys. Oh how I have missed my little buzzing friends. One of them is even waterproof. Oh what joyous time bath time will be. I have this one toy that is a vibrating sponge. Its fun but I really prefer just to clean my self with that one. It just doesn’t send the doorbell into rapture. But a bullet… Sorry I had to wipe the drool from my chin.

There is just something about masturbation that is such fun. Who knows how to get me off better then me? Maybe its because I can get fucked anytime that I want and that makes self pleasure so much fun. But I really think that all humans of all ages enjoy a good ol’ self-pleasure moment. For example, there is the 2-year-old kid that can’t keep his/her hands out of its diapers. Or the dirty old man that immediately has to stick his hands in his pockets from seeing nipples poking out of a t-shirt in a cold department store. Lets face it people, sex makes the world go round. And if you are going to have sex and lots of it at one time, there are some things that I suggest that you do to make it last all night or until the cheap hooker makes you give her/him another 50 bucks.

#1) Lube. The cootch and the hidden starfish both need lube it have sex last a long time. With out it chaffing and soreness occurs. Plus when it’s slippery in there you can pound harder.

#2) Don’t expect oral sex if you aren’t gonna give it too. Really it’s the only fair thing to do. If you wont give the panty beaver some lovins then the salami poker will be ignored.

#3) Foreplay. As a female I can’t just jump into the act of fucking. I need to feel like fucking. Do the little things. A passionate kiss, nibbles on the ear and neck Sometimes it can be a kiss and a touch that sets me off. A kiss and the feel of a hand gently going down the body to land on the cotton surprise.

I hope my suggestions have helped. Oh, one last thing before I go. For the love of what ever god you worship, DO NOT turn over and go to sleep and leave me to sleep on the wet spot!

I got my new tattoo yesterday. I LOVE IT. There is nothing like the sweet pain of getting fresh ink done. I am so happy with the outcome. The only parts that really were hard to handle were the front legs and the outline of the feathers. But I just bit my lip and kept going.

I was really surprised that Jason sat with me. He was not very happy with the whole idea. But he sat there and talked to me when he could tell that it was starting to hurt. Here is a picture of the finished piece. Its not the best picture because it was really hard to get a self-photo of it but you get the idea. And you can tell by the smile on my face I am really happy to have it.

Now I just need to get me a new job. I like the new vet clinic that I work at but I really want a real job. You know one that has a future. I am not getting any younger and I want to do more with my life besides answering phones and entering charges into a computer. I wish I had a sugar daddy to buy me a studio and I could just work on art stuff and do my own thing. I wish we could go back to a trade and barter economy. I have a lot of neat talents that would work well in that kind of economy. I can make lip balms and lotions and dish soap and laundry detergent. But it doesn’t have an applicable use in this society. Oh, I can make candles and weave baskets too.

When I was a child I had always wanted to be an actor. I was one of those people who knew from a very early age that I wanted to do something with art. But my self doubt left me feeling like that was out of my reach but as I grow and age, I realize that I am good at doing art.

I love talking to my Daddy. I just spent the last 45 minutes doing that. I wish that I could talk to him more. But I cant. And I cant see him more often. I hate how distance divides families. But I LOVE my new ink. I am gonna get off the computer finally today. I will write more later.

3*4*07

As I was getting ready to jump in the shower and rinse the hair dye from my hair, I realized that I left my face wash in the Target bag downstairs. So I grab my pink Hello Kitty towel, wrap it around me and head downstairs. Keep in mind that i was about ready to jump in the shower so there is nothing between me and my towel.
When I get down there I notice that the curtains in the back of the house were open. "No big deal." I think to my self. So, I bend over, reach in the Target bag and pull out my face wash. My towel slips as I stand up and I realize that one of the neighborhood kids are in my backyard, reclaiming the ball that has been thrown over the fence. He is staring at me and a great big smile starts to spread across his face. That is when I realize that the girls are hanging out in the open.
I just flashed a 10 year old boy. I bet I will now have the most popular boobs in the neighborhood.