My nose is bleeding and I am pissing TANG

When I was in the shower I pulled a cat hair out of nose. I was forcibly loving my pussy cat. (I hold her face to mine and kiss it until she bites me.) Anyways, that is when I noticed the giant zit on my septum. You know that middle part of your nose that separates your nostrils, keeping you from looking like a 40-year-old coke whore. So I finish with my shower and walk over to the mirror and I pop the bastard. My zit spluged all over the mirror, just like a fat man at a free all you can eat buffet. There had to about half a gallon of zit shit all over my mirror. I am one of those people that love to see gross stuff, like puss go flying. But now the bastard wont stop bleeding. When ever I go for more cat hair that is stuck in there, my nose bleeds like a virgin on her wedding night. No I am not going for the leisure dig. Even though at times it fun to see what’s up there. It’s kinda comforting and soothing. Much like a cup of hot tea on a chilly spring day. Today’s picking is only to retrieve cat hair.

Now for the TANG piss part. I have a UTI. For those of you who have no ideal what that is, it’s a urinary tract infection. If you haven’t expierenced one, then consider your self lucky. So right now, I feel like I have to piss buckets only to have a few drops come out and it fucking hurts to pee. Maybe if I am lucky I can piss blood too. Anyways, I am taking AZO to help with the pain and to keep me from having to pee every 3.2 seconds. One of the really neat side effects of AZO is turning pee Dead Jesus Day egg yellow or TANG orange. I have TANG pee. And because of that color, I like to go to public toilets, piss and not flush. I just wandered around Target so; I could use their commodes. I would love to see the look on people’s faced when they see TANG juice floating.